i promised u to post more on the guide to life...simspon's style...this time...its about the parents...

do u wonder whether ur parents tell u the truth? and they will never lie to u no matter what? well...thats what they claimed so..here are some of the lies our parents tell you...in this case...simpson's style

"i'm only doing this for your own good."

"if you tell me, i promise i won't get mad."

"if you point, you'll get warts."

"you'll understand when you're older."

"if you cross your eyes, they'll stay that way."

"i'm only gonna say this once."

"someday you'ss thank me for this."

"you'll be sorry."

"when i was your age, i had to walk 7 miles to get to school."

"if you eat all your carrots, you can see in the dark."

"if you crack your knuckles, you'll get arthritis."

"no matter what happens, you'll always have your family."

haha...he have to admit...they are..somehow or rather..true.

guys..i think im in deep shit rite now...cant blame anyone but to blame myself...i brought these upon myself...problems keep on piling in man....guess i have to face them no matter wat...school re-opens soon n if im not the way i used to be...i'm sorry...i need time to re-discover who i am..what i want...who i want to be with...who i want to spend the rest of my life with...whos my real frens...how to be a better person...how to express my feelings...etc...so..if u guys think im changing or changed throughout the sem...im sorry..in fact...thats the way i am in general...low profiler...quiet i am...

still searching the light @ 1:20 PM

if u think packing is tiring...wait till u unpacked it...damn...its a hell of a week...today was my last day at accs...now back to the unglamorous job...haha...but i really wonder...if everyone wants to have a good job..then who will do the unglamorous job...by the way...some time back when im unpacking my stuffs...i found this book of mine...Simpson's guide of life...its actually a wee handbook for the perplexed...haha...

since ive said bout jobs...here are 25 cool things to/not to be when you grow up courtesy of simpson's guide of life

25 cool things to be when you grow up:

1. ice cream taste tester
2. professional yo-yo-ist
3. embalmer
4. millionaire
5. snake charmer
6. vampire
7. billionaire
8. b-movie mogul
9. monster truck racer
10. water-slide guinea pig
11. tight-rope walker
12. UFO pilot
13. professional karaoke singer
14. cliff diver
15. lion tamer
16. blackjack dealer
17. warlock
18. skateboard champion
19. mad scientist
20. tattoo artist
21. secret agent
22. miniature golf pro
23. cat burglar
24. video game tester
25. trilliiionaire

25 cool things not to be when you grow up:

1. street mime
2. liposuctionist
3. wigmaker
4. galley slave
5. political prisoner
6. radioactive waste collector
7. envelope licker
8. crash test dummy
9. scullery maid
10. balloon animal artist
11. romance novelist
12. infomercial host or hostess
13. lard packer
14. bowling pin setter
15. human sacrifice
16. dog food cook
17. septic tank repairman
18. fat man in circus slideshow
19. talkshow hos's wimpy sidekick
20. janitor at an Adult movie theater
21. republican
22. a clone of your parents
23. wart specialist
24. leech farmer
25. lipstick tester

more of this guides in upcoming post....

still searching the light @ 1:47 PM