The Moon is Nearer
Mr Kia asked Mr Su, "Which is nearer, London or the moon?"
Mr Su said, "I think the moon is nearer."
Surprised, Mr Kia asked, "Why?"
Mr Su replied in great earnestness, "I can see the moon but I cannot see London."
Rob the Rich
A judge said sternly to a robber who had been hauled to court many times for robbery, "You robbed the rich time and again. Why?" The robber smirked and said, "Because the poor, obviously, have no money for me to rob!"
Two Minus One
The teacher asked his class, "What is two minus one? One pupil raised his hand and volunteered his answer. "Two!"
Surprised, the teacher asked, "How can you say that two minus one is two? Let me ask you again. I have two marbles on the table. I take away one and put it in my pocket. How many marbles are there now?" The pupil again replied, "Two!"
Seeing the teacher's puzzled look, the pupil explained. "One is on the table and one is in your pocket."
So, what do u say? Is Lame or Funny Jokes? u decide...
This one is quite funny...
still searching the light @ 9:15 PM